Life in the Village

The pie farm is not doing well....

The crusts are too thin, the apples are too raw, and the sugar is to salty.

Our elephant is back from the zoo after it broke down previously.

It will soon be time for the intervillage olympiad in which I will be competing in the goat running and pie foraging contest.

The grand prize is a new elephant saddle so I hope to win!


In other news, the number of goat-cheese eaters in the nations has seen a dramatic drop.

Pie, Pie, Pie, it ain't no lie

Quote of the day: "But you're a Jew!!"


Other quote: "Is it lagging because i'm white?"

Pie is gud.... i want to be a firetruck when I grow up

Big, red and shiny


It'll be an adventure

What DOES "this" button do?



Eat. Sleep. Pie.

I came, I saw, I ate Pie.

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PIE!!!!


The internet is ridiculously complicated.

I think my pencil is running out of ink.

Is it tea for two or two for tea?