Monday, February 26, 2007

World Population Crisis... Solved!

(8:27:03 PM) Dameon: I wonder...
Dameon: ...what would happen if someone ground up birth control pills in the world rice supply?
Parul: whoa
Dameon: half of asia would grind to a halt
Dameon: world hunger solved
Dameon: no more overpopulation
Dameon: Im a genius
Parul: and also worlds labor supply is cut by 90%
Dameon: not really
Parul: other 10% is from mexico and africa
Dameon: babies dont work very hard
Parul: a few years down the road....
Dameon: well it wouldnt be 100 percent effective
Parul: lol
Dameon: people would keep bangin', just fewer youngins' as a result.
Dameon: OR....we could inflate a balloon inside the planet to make it bigger
Parul: mhm
Dameon: THat way, everyone can fit
Dameon: This is why I try to not think.
Parul: but wat happens when it pops
Parul: then the worlds larger population will have to fit on the small earth
Parul: and then we will be supersaturated

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